Blond
Hair
Blood-Shot Eyes
Weight: about three or four 40-ouncers
Height: 4:20
Chasing the young dreas
Crimes Committed:
Fishing without a license
Drinking your Beer
Not flushing the toilet
Pinching a nug from your
Sack
Getting your cat Pregnant
Stage diving Feet First
And other various crimes...
He says he’s sorry, but we don’t believe
him.
If you’ve seen or see this Spacolli-look-alike Freak,
Please notify the Cotati Police department immediately.
He is dangerous and armed with a bong
and a bass and he will use them.
